It got cold yesterday. So cold there was actually snow coming down! Snow that turned into ice. Ice that covered bridges and overpasses. Ice that got the police out to set bright red flares on the roads that tried to destroy cars. Ice that even brought out salt, which some unfortunate soul had to spread onto a six-lane highway — Texas style.
Insanity: a single city worker trying to cover an entire six-lane highway with salt… using a shovel.