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Unprecedented Attack Leaves Dog Confused And Scared… Humans Too

In an unprecedented move, an unprovoked Mr. Winston T. Muthler was seen attacking Mr. Abraham R. Muthler, his brother.

As Abraham was sleeping peacefully, Winston ran from another room and allegedly pounced on Abraham. A short scuffle ensued in which neither was injured. Abraham went back to sleep.

According to witnesses, Winston, apparently not satisfied, snuck up on him, sniffed his paw and then bit it. Abraham jumped up and crept backwards whimpering. Winston slowly walked up to him and slapped him across the snout with a paw. And then another and another. Abraham, having no other choice, knocked Winston to the ground and, using his teeth, rubbed Winston’s belly. Winston rolled back and forth on the floor showing off his stomach and attempting to entice Abraham into a skirmish. Instead, Abraham went back to sleep and Winston wandered off into another room.

Seconds later Winston came running from the other room and pounced on Abraham again. After a short struggle, Abraham managed to get loose, only to be attacked again a little while later.

When asked about the attacks and what might have caused Winston to act in such a manner, Abraham whimpered and said, “roof.” He gave no further comments.

Winston is currently on the run and wanted in connection with the alleged attacks. He is about 14 inches tall when sitting and weighs around 11 pounds. He was last seen wearing his fur. He is considered extremely dangerous. If you see him, contact authorities immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend him yourself.

A family portrait

Family portrait - July 2006

Abe’s first job

Abe recognizes several words in English. He knows walk, treat, good, and bad. But we learned today that he knows much more than that. We talk to Abe constantly, and he’s usually attentive. He raises his left ear every time I ask him a question and sometimes tilts his head as though he’s considering how to respond. Before I tell my story, let me remind you that Abe has not had any schooling.

Greg was talking to Abe about taking him to work. Greg is allowed to take Abe to the office with him, but he doesn’t because Abe barks and causes a commotion.

“What do you want to do for a job, Abe?” Greg asked. Abe danced around in response.

“Do you want to be a biscuit-eater?” Greg asked. Abe gave a little yap and remained seated at Greg’s feet.

“Do you want to be a cat chaser?” Greg asked.

“Roof!” Abe said. He stood up, scurried into the kitchen where Winston was standing, sniffed Winston, and came running back to Greg.

Clearly this dog has dreams. But if he knows so much English, why doesn’t he respond when I tell him not to run into the mud?