Monthly Archives: October 2008

Wildlife in suburbia

On Tuesday morning, I let Abe out into the yard and he barked incessantly. Abe usually barks if there are people or dogs walking by, so I figured someone was out for a morning stroll. I coaxed him back into the house with a treat.

I was away for a couple hours, and when I returned, I let Abe out again. And the barking started again, endless barking. I finally walked onto the back porch to see what was going on. Abe was directing his verbal attack at the ground, and when I looked, I saw a shell. A turtle shell? That couldn’t be right. I walked out into the yard to investigate, and this poor turtle, no doubt scared to death, sat with his head pulled nearly all the way into his shell.

I grabbed Abe by the collar and dragged him into the house. He was furious with me. Couldn’t I see that there was an intruder? Nothing that he could recognize, but anything with that tank-like armor must be a threat.

I went back out to check on the turtle, who was already high-tailing it to the cover of our bushes. And he was speedy. I don’t know how turtles have gotten stereotyped as slow creatures because he was faster than the average opossum or armadillo.

This was mystifying. We have a hideous six-foot privacy fence (required by our homeowners association) that keeps out almost all wildlife. I looked for gaps under the fence, and they only one I could spot was on the opposite side of the yard. We do have a pond in our neighborhood, but had the turtle really traveled that far from home? What if he couldn’t find his way out?

Greg and I have talked before about making our backyard a certified wildlife habitat but were never willing to commit to such a big project. And now, here we were, completely unprepared for our first guest. We didn’t have the required water source or the berry- and seed-producing plants. It seemed not completely unlikely that this turtle would die in our unfriendly backyard.

I called Greg. He must have thought I had lost my mind, calling him at work to ask how long turtles could be away from water. We discussed trying to move the turtle back to the pond, but we weren’t sure that was its normal home. I decided to leave a dish of water in the yard just in case.

I spent much of Tuesday afternoon following the movements of the turtle. He was amazingly active, his little legs propelling him over the tall turf in our yard, from the shade of the tree to the sun on the south side. Yesterday morning, we looked out to see him marching across the lawn once again. Still alive. Still stuck in our yard.

I think he might have left because I haven’t seen him today. And I hope that he did and that he makes it to a wetter destination. But I do worry. As far as I can tell, the only way out was to sneak under that gap in the fence, that gap that leads directly into our neighbor’s yard.

Somethings green this way come

The box turtle is in our backyard. We have no idea how he got there, but he gave Sarah hours of entertainment today as he went all over the yard at a speed that is astonishing for a turtle.

A dangerous place for chickens

Greg and I spent last week in Vermont and really enjoyed ourselves. The state is beautiful and makes you feel a little bit as though you’ve traveled back in time. We didn’t see any Wal-Marts or McDonald’s or any chain stores at all, really. Almost every business is family-owned, and most towns still have a general store.

Vermont is somewhat famous for its cows, and we did see a lot of those, all looking happy. But I’ll tell you what Vermont isn’t famous for: chickens. The reason for this was apparent.

Nearly every church we passed had a sign out for a chicken pot pie supper. Apparently all the fine people of Vermont gather on Friday nights for chicken pie. We must have seen 10 signs advertising this in various towns. No fish fries or spaghetti suppers or any of the other traditional meals you might expect at a church. And I’m a big fan of the chicken pot pie, but don’t the folks get tired of eating the same thing all the time?

If ever Vermont did have live chickens, I’m sure they’ve all crossed the road to New Hampshire by now.