Greg and I played Scrabble last night. I won the first game, and he won the second.
Greg: “Well, that worked out well.”
Sarah: “How do you mean?”
Greg: “We each won a game.”
Sarah: “I don’t think it worked out so well.”
Greg: “Why not?”
Sarah: “I wanted to win both games.”
Greg: “Can’t you share?”
Sarah: “OK, Greg, let’s share. It’s your turn to let the baby suck on your nipples.”
Greg: “Oh, come on!”
He beat me again tonight. I’m still waiting for a nipple to appear.
