Sore loser

Greg and I played Scrabble last night. I won the first game, and he won the second.

Greg: “Well, that worked out well.”

Sarah: “How do you mean?”

Greg: “We each won a game.”

Sarah: “I don’t think it worked out so well.”

Greg: “Why not?”

Sarah: “I wanted to win both games.”

Greg: “Can’t you share?”

Sarah: “OK, Greg, let’s share. It’s your turn to let the baby suck on your nipples.”

Greg: “Oh, come on!”

He beat me again tonight. I’m still waiting for a nipple to appear.