Monthly Archives: September 2010

How not to vacation

We returned last week from our annual secret vacation. Greg chose Grand Lake and Breckenridge, Colorado, towns that proved much easier to reach than last year’s location.

We like to be a bit adventurous on vacation, so there was some hiking, some twisty mountainous driving and even a run-in with a snake (I did not scream. Please note that for your records.). All went well until our first full day in Breckenridge, when we decided that we had to go biking.

Greg and I last rode bikes two-and-a-half years ago, also when we were on vacation. I don’t even own a bike. And this time, Greg would haul Eleanor behind him in a chariot. But Breckenridge has a beautiful bike trail that runs 11 miles to the next town. How could we not go?

We rented our bikes, strapped in Eleanor and off we went. We were at nearly the end of the trail, so there was only one direction we could go. Downhill. What a fabulous way to begin. We rolled through the crisp mountain air, with Eleanor calling out “wheee!” from her seat. We passed other bikers — very serious looking bikers — who were headed in the opposite direction. I barely peddled on our trip out and often had to brake because I was terrified by the speed. After six miles, I told Greg we should turn around.

The slog began. My bike had a lot of gears, so I started in a high gear, which Greg told me I wouldn’t be able to manage. Not so. I was doing just fine, thank you very much. But the trail required steady peddling, and though I tried to focus on the mountains in the distance and the amazing golden aspens, my lungs and legs burned. Oh, right. Breckenridge elevation: 9,600 feet. Very. Little. Oxygen.

The town actually has businesses that deliver oxygen to flatlanders who don’t want the thin air to slow them. I shifted gears again and again until I was down to the lowest gear. I considered walking.

Through some miracle, we all made it back to the bike rental shop. I think the trip down took about 30 minutes and the trip back about an hour-and-a-half.
We felt a little stiff, but awesome. What athletes we were!

By afternoon, I began to feel really tired. And by evening, I had a fever. Was this the flu? I began to guzzle water, wondering if I had the dreaded altitude sickness. I climbed into bed at 7:30 p.m. and stayed there for 12 hours. The next day, I began to feel better. And by dinner, I was back to my normal self. Flu? Doubtful. Stupidity from a woman who thinks she can bike 12 miles through the mountains? Almost certainly.

The ride didn’t seem to phase Greg. As soon as we got back to Austin, he bought a bike chariot so he could start riding more with Eleanor. Showoff.

Month eighteen

Dear Eleanor,

Two days ago, you turned 18 months old. We flew up to Chicago last month to visit your extended family. We were so excited to see you play with your cousins, but our high hopes were dashed because all you wanted was to steal their toys. You’d grab a doll or balloon from someone’s hand and dash away while Dad and I consoled the victim. Eleanor, you’re going to have a hard time making friends unless you give up this life of crime.

We left you one evening with Nana and Papa so that we could go into Chicago for dinner. We knew that you’d throw a fit if you saw us leave, so we tried to be sly about it, giving you a cookie and then racing out the door while you weren’t looking. As if you could be fooled so easily. Nana said you had a good time, but it’s become clear that you no longer trust us. Now when we visit friends, if you see one of us head toward the door, you scream and run at the door full tilt. You will not be left behind. No, no, no!

You’ve become more interested in everything we do. When you see me cooking, you drag a pot out of the cupboard. When I clean, you follow me and pick up what I’ve missed. I’m reminded daily that it’s my actions, not my words, that teach you. I’ve tried to read more in front of you to encourage you, but that has backfired. Now you climb onto the couch, grab my book and run away with it. So I’m reading “A Visitor for Bear” while you hold tight to my book about female oppression in developing countries. Have I mentioned lately how much your name suits you? I worried that Eleanor was too serious for a baby, but you are such an Eleanor.

My favorite memory from this month will be the dancing. You’ve become familiar with songs such as “The Itsy Bitsy Spider” and the “Hokey Pokey” and you’ve even developed signals to get me to sing them for you. You love to turn and turn and turn during the Hokey Pokey until you get dizzy and fall down. No matter how many times you do this, you don’t make the connection between the turning and the falling. I’ve been playing the Rolling Stones, and you stamp your feet and throw your arms into the air. You’re still figuring out the coordination of all your limbs and learning to keep the beat.

I love watching you dance — and do any activity, really — because you don’t have any of the emotional baggage of an adult. You don’t care whether you look cool. You don’t have any notion of how something “should” be done. Everything you do is filled with your joy and innocence. I am the luckiest person in the world to get to see that, and I am sometimes crushed by the knowledge that the world will slowly unravel that innocence. But even when you’ve become a cynical adult, you might someday see a little girl waving her arms in the air and wiggling her hips. You’ll start dancing too. And once again, you won’t care what anybody thinks.

Love,

Mom

Defying the stereotype

Greg and I took Eleanor and Abe on a walk last night. Greg pushed the stroller, and I held Abe’s leash. A few blocks from our house, Abe turned and started to pull me backward. I looked and saw a rottweiler running toward us. No owner in sight.

I’m not generally afraid of dogs, but Abe is terrible around bigger dogs. In his younger days, he used to like all dogs, but somewhere along the line he became defensive toward big dogs, so I always panic when we come upon a loose dog.

I immediately handed Abe’s leash to Greg, knowing that he would be better able to control Abe. The rottweiler gave Abe a sniff, and Abe, in his brilliance, began to bark and snarl at the rottweiler. Yes, Abe, let’s pick a fight. Good thinking!

I, being nearly as smart as Abe, grabbed the rottweiler by his collar. It was like trying to restrain a bull. I should point out that this dog was larger than your typical rottweiler and most definitely outweighed me (because, you know, I could certainly handle your standard rottweiler). His tags didn’t have an address but did have phone numbers and a name. Ivan. Of course. What else could he be named? Attila, perhaps?

Well, Ivan turned out to be a teddy bear. He was so happy to be petted that he didn’t give Abe another look. Ivan began to drag me across the street toward a house. I followed, figuring he must be taking me to his home. He galloped right up to the front door, and I rang the bell. A teenage girl answered, and Ivan pushed past her and ran into the house. Hurrah, Ivan was home! But when I looked back at the girl in the doorway, her eyes were dinner plates. No, wait, this was not Ivan’s home.

“Are you missing a dog?” I asked, my voice filled with neighborly goodwill.

“He’s not ours, but I know who he belongs to, and I can return him,” she said.

And so I’m happy to report, this is not the story of how Abe got eaten. Though it may be the story of how a neighbor’s house got destroyed.