65 days and counting
Merry Christmas 2008
Momnesia
They’ll always have Honest Abe
Things a medical professional shouldn’t say
The rude awakening
Wildlife in suburbia
Somethings green this way come
A dangerous place for chickens
Vermont: land of cows and syrup
The age difference becomes a problem
Me, destroying a knee and dreams…
More omnivore dilemmas
What’s in a name?
Abe hits rock bottom
Five years ago today
A Texan by any other name
Role reversal
Our new security system
Oh, dear!
Patio Furniture
Going whole hog
Being Published Again
May cause injury
Just one little catch
Eskimo kitty
Floral futility
The Gardener
For their next visit
You can’t please all the people
What’s cookin’?
Timing is everything
What’s not to love?
Make that two miracles
Hoping for a miracle
The start of something
The trouble with short dogs
A cruel place
The cheater
Happy Holidays!
Oh, the torment
Non-Native
Taking up a hermit lifestyle
Lowering IQs since 2005
When does the feasting start?
I’m not completely spoiled
Happiness
On with the dance
Signs of addiction
Warm
At least he left the lights on
Please let the record show
Under my skin
Common sense
Sign of old age
Says who?
The art of compromise
You might be an editor if …
The way to a man’s heart
The joys of travel, part II
Alaska. Now in multi-color.
The joys of travel
The tide turns
Return of the purple-shirted boobie
Purple-shirted boobie
The opposite of spoiled
Repayment for the puppy years
Divine intervention
The last laugh
I blame my mother for this
In a pickle
Postcards from Paris
He likes to keep me humble
An “accident”
Who has that kind of time?
To all you moms out there
Ever the pessimist
He has nothing to wear
Out of necessity
So far, so good
For anyone needing proof
Blue
Close encounters of the bird kind
I wasn’t going to say anything, but …
Out of his weight class
Our kids will get away with murder
The name’s Employee, Project Employee
Think Godiva and a vacuum cleaner
Where in the world are Greg and Sarah?
Escape artists
Operation FOOD
Winston’s War Journal, Part II
And you thought your office was cool
Unlocking the magic
Putting his worst face forward
There must be a lesson here somewhere
Winston meets his match
Cold potato
You can’t teach that old dog a new trick
All quiet on the western front
How to save a marriage
Dog for hire
I fear their end is near
Crosswords with Ggreg
Greg’s Christmas List
Sights and sounds of Christmas
On with the dance
My lowly hometown
Signs you’re in Austin
My toughest critic
Secrecy and exploding heads
Zzzzz
My alter ego
Creatures of the night
The Grinches
Man of Steel?
Computer geek turned camera geek
Word Play
The secret shame of a computer geek
Priorities in order
Forget the trick
A family affair
E=mc2
Taking it up a notch
My shameful secret
Contemplating the afterlife
The divine suffering
Maybe the Cubs will sign him
In Sync
My Deadly Rampage
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children
No cats were harmed in the making of this post
Here’s why you don’t mess with Texas
Would you hire this guy?
A Southern-style whoddunit
Epicurean genius
My lumberjack
But the winters are really nice
Snakes in a motel!
A Perfect Match
Like a stab through the heart with a spork
Only in Texas
Where there’s a will …
How the other half lives
His own worst enemy
Lasting
Majestic Maine
It’s a scary world
Where on Earth?
Pictures of our “children”
Close to kicking the bucket
Things that go bump in the night
Out one door, in the other
Workplace theft?
Just peachy
Greg’s second office
Unprecedented Attack Leaves Dog Confused And Scared… Humans Too
A family portrait
Abe’s first job
Why I married a computer geek
Not quite the cream of the crop
In Greg’s ideal world
The Tooth Fairy
Maybe a straw tote would be a better look
Donald Duck style
Waiting for a walk
I hope I don’t have to give up my blog …
Working on the night moves
Burns, bites, stings
Going in for the kiss
My kid in a candy shop
Firefighters on water
A new dog in the family
Trying to sweeten the deal
A few months out of the year
Ready to don a kilt
My beauty secret
How to tell when your cat misses you
At long last
Gung ho Greg
Where is Casper?
Bridging the language barrier
Stop, drop, and roll, Kitty!
Not a southern girl, yet
Wasn’t I supposed to be the cream of the crop?
Winston the brave
Silly Americans
Why Winston is so unlucky with the ladies
Luck of the draw
Images from Costa Rica
Different philosophies
In Costa Rica, they call it “juice”
A reason to smile
The irony of the rolling blackout
Happy Easter!
A Night on the Town
Signs of spring
Greg’s last hurrah
When minutes seem like hours
If you can’t beat ‘em …
Conversation with a 94-year-old
Everyone is messin’ with Texas
Decisions
A death wish?
The slide toward old age
Why the New York Times should hire me
Where I wax philosophic
At least he showers every day
Scaring the shit out of your cat
The difference a good set of ears makes
The woes of a Texas gardener
Jungle boogie
How to tell when the honeymoon is over, part II
How to tell when the honeymoon is over
Why we can’t have world peace
Our new parking attendant
The downward spiral
My other husband
Casualties of war
Drunken cat
The fast: hour one
Lime’s away
He said, she said
All that a dog needs
Desperate times call for …
Warning: Not for geography teachers
Texas-style road maintenance
Death by oatmeal
Happy Valentine’s Day!
A few quotes
Abracadabra!
Pity the fool
The struggle to be king
No Monday morning quarterbacks here
The real reason I can’t find a job
Diary of an Unemployed Woman
The difference between a rut and a grave
No news on Abraham Lincoln, yet
The Truth about Abe
The First Supper
How can I stop the biological clock?
Poor reception
The death of Blue Goose Jr.
The pebble
You might need a haircut if …
How about a flavor for the ladies?
Winston’s War Journal, Part I
Desperation is …
The guilt of a working mom
Can you help this man?
A Path of Destruction
For Whom the Bell Tolles
Who’s that dunce in the corner?
The Bermuda Triangle
A movie star in the dark of night
How to sweet-talk a girl
A pure heart?
Wide open doorways
New and improved!
Ogre hands
Ho ho ho
Texas snow day
Tressed out (or Feeling Hairied)
Maybe it’s in the genes
Shh… it’s a secrect
Beautifully unusual
Christmas spirit: We’ve got it!
Dinner is still on
Off key
Guess what this is…
The Thanksgiving Jello
No maternal instinct
A Superpower
On my way…
Carb-Loving Cats Unite
Embarrassment is…
Collision Course
Horses at Work
The Dirt Farmer
The mysterious thing under the bed…
This bed is juuuust right
The Butcher
His life hanging in the balance…
God loves cats
Abe’s best friend…
The war of the socks…
Welcome to the Land of Abe!