Category Archives: Aphorism

All that a dog needs

“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” – Albert Einstein

Abe will sleep anywhere. The floor is as good as the couch. And that sleep, while looking peaceful, never looks content. Except when he is curled up in Sarah’s lap. But, happiness reigns supreme the instant you say his name, or “walk”, or any of the other handful of words that he knows. Anything that might involve him and some type of movement, is cause for excitement.

Abe eats the same food every day. The same dry cereal is in his bowl every night for dinner and the same dry cereal is in his bowl every morning for breakfast. Abe eats the same food every day, but with gusto.

Abe is enthusiastic about everything. And his joy in everything is contagious. There is no way to be around Abe and not be happy. Enthusiasm may be the key to happiness for humans, but a good dog sure goes a long way.

The difference between a rut and a grave

“The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.” – Gerald Burrill

When Sarah and I were married, we chose sides of the bed. Sarah chose the side closest to the bathroom. I got the other side. But, Sarah insisted that we change sides every few nights. She didn’t want to be like an old married couple always sleeping on the same side. That didn’t last too long. She never slept well on my side. She kept saying something about me breathing too loud and not wanting to sleep on her right side. Now we are in our second house, and the bathroom has changed sides, but we haven’t. At less than three years of marriage, we are already an old married couple.

Good thing we flip the mattress every few months, or those ruts would start getting pretty deep.