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Almost a gearhead

Last week, a car went vrooming through our neighborhood.

“Do you hear that?” Greg asked.

“Yes, it’s a car,” I said.

“It’s the same car that was in the movie we just watched,” he said.

“What?” I asked, confused.

“The car in the movie ‘Somewhere,’” Greg said.

“That was a Ferrari,” I said. “You’re saying that someone in our neighborhood owns a Ferrari?”

“Yes,” Greg said.

“In our area or in our actual neighborhood?” I asked.

“In our neighborhood,” Greg said.

“I think you’re confused,” I said. “There is no way that someone in this neighborhood owns a Ferrari.”

“But you just heard it go by!” Greg insisted.

“That doesn’t prove it’s a Ferrari,” I said. “For all I know, it’s just an old car with a bad muffler.”

“But it’s not,” Greg said. “It’s a Ferrari.”

I had every reason to doubt Greg’s story because I’m more the car expert in our relationship (and I’m far from an expert). Also, we live in the sort of neighborhood where people drive minivans with school bumper stickers.

But a few days later as we hung out at our neighborhood pool, I heard that throaty roar coming toward us.

“Do you hear that,” Greg said, a smile spreading.

We turned to watch. And it was …

a Ferrari!

Greg sank into the water and cocked an eyebrow at me.

“What?” I asked.

“I’m feeling a little smug,” he said.

Priorities straight

Last year, Greg and I became a bit obsessed with “Top Gear,” a British program about really expensive cars. Greg has never had much interest in cars, or maybe I should say he’s had no interest in cars. When I married him, his only transportation was a $10 bicycle he had bought at a university sale. I don’t think he could tell a Toyota Corolla from a Mercedes McLaren.

But that has changed. On our way to brunch today, we passed an Audi R8, which is a beautiful sports car that costs over six figures. I think Greg drooled a little bit, but maybe he was just hungry.

“Someday,” I said. Which is to say, someday when we’re old we’ll blow the inheritance on one of those. “But I don’t know that I could buy one,” I said. “Just think of how many poor people you could help with that kind of money.”

“But think of how many people at Audi you could help by buying one of those,” Greg said.

Yes, let us not neglect the poor German engineers.

Who wouldn’t be charmed?

Greg and I were having a conversation last week about how many years we’ve been together — almost 10 — and how we’ve changed during that time. I mentioned how stand-offish Greg used to be. He quickly jumped in to defend himself.

“It’s not that I’m anti-social. It’s just that I don’t really like people.”

Stay back, ladies. He’s mine.