Category Archives: Random acts

Life almost got interesting

Greg went out to dinner last night to celebrate a friend’s birthday, and I stayed home with Eleanor. Greg often stays home so that I can go out, so I wanted to return the favor. But I still gave him a bit of a guilt trip before he left.

We’ve had some really cold weather this week, followed by multiple days of rain, so Eleanor and I have been stuck inside since last weekend, and we are both feeling grumpy about it. Most kid-friendly activities here are outdoors because it’s sunny about 95 percent of the time. And we’ve run through all the indoor activities available — twice. Anyway, I was complaining to Greg about how boring life had been lately.

After he left, I put Eleanor to bed, slipped into my pajamas and settled down on the couch to read. About 8:15, I saw a car slow in front of our house. A moment later, the doorbell rang. When I answered it, a man wearing a suit and a loud violet tie said “I’m here for a pick up.”

I gave him a puzzled look. Was this a shipping service? Was he picking up some sort of package? I glanced past him to the car. A shiny limo.

Oh! I spent a moment toying with the fantasy that Greg had decided to throw some excitement into my life and had sent the limo to whisk me away to a nice dinner. Then I looked down at my pajamas. And considered the toddler sleeping upstairs. Nope. This limo was not for me. I told the man he had the wrong place.

A little part of me wishes I would have tracked down a baby-sitter and hopped in.

All fed, all alive

Saturday afternoon we hosted Eleanor’s Kiddie Cookout, welcoming 15 people into our home. Five of those were wee people, and yet somehow, everything seemed to go smoothly. Well, almost.

Lessons learned:

As for which is less destructive to a home, six small children or six bulls, I should guess the latter.

Husband should not leave camera that cost more than a small country on the ground. Two-year-old will love her new toy.

Give daughter more help with socialization. Attempts to bite stomachs of other children are frowned upon.

It actually IS possible to exhaust a terrier.

Street scene

Do you ever arrive late to a party and the conversation you walk into makes no sense?

Greg and I were out on a walk recently with the family. I shortened Abe’s leash as we began to approach a woman with three small dogs. The dogs were all very yippy, and she didn’t seem to have much control over them. Plus, a car had stopped in the street, and she was talking to the driver, so she wasn’t paying attention to her dogs.

As we got closer, the car’s driver handed the woman something and pulled away. She finally noticed that we were approching with Abe, but her dogs were leaping frantically and she couldn’t get a good handle on the three leashes. And the reason she couldn’t get a handle on the leashes: She was eating a slice of pizza. The driver had handed her a big slice of pizza.

Why? Greg and I guessed that the driver of the car might have been her spouse or a friend who had picked up a pizza. Perhaps the woman was really hungry and couldn’t wait until she got home to eat. Is there any other possible explanation?